Progressive Robin Hoods
The Economist web site seems to have eaten another account, and I’ll probably just say “fuck it” for the time being rather than registering a third. Not least since I’ve been making a majority of my “comments” here rather than at their site, anyway, lately.
The Schumpeter columnist has excerpted a P.J. O’Rourke review of the hilariously-timed Atlas Shrugged film. (I mean, now? If I thought Randians had any sense of humor at all I would figure they had to be fucking kidding us.) Anyway, the Reagan-era fossil opined:
Progressive Robin Hoods have turned their attention to robbing ordinary individuals. It’s the plain folks, not a Taggart/Rearden elite, whose prospects and opportunities are stolen by corrupt school systems, health-care rationing, public employee union extortions, carbon-emissions payola and deficit-debt burden graft.
And I’m just curious: does O’Rourke, himself, even think he knows what he means with half of these terms? Or is he just engaging in a sort of buzzword version of name-dropping in order to sell a few copies of his books to “plain folk” reactionaries (or simply to pad out the word count of his review)?
I particularly love “carbon-emissions payola,” which is not only completely inexplicable but so far as I know a new construction. Impressive! I’m guessing that neither PJ nor anyone else has the slightest fucking idea what it’s supposed to mean (or what the alternative to some form or other of “rationing” health care or any other product, in a world of finite resources, is… or how public employee unions’ negotiating for greater advantage is “extortion” but presumably no other entities’ equivalent behavior is… or how exactly any of this is resulting in the theft of “plain folks’” prospects and opportunities, etc., etc.) but presumably PJ has been watching Fox News and taking notes, and concluded that these are the kind of buzzwords he needs to sprinkle into his writing, nowadays.
Dr. Evil once remarked that “there’s nothing more pathetic than an ageing hipster.” But perhaps he didn’t consider the alternative of an ageing reactionary humorist.