Modest Proposal 2012
A friend has been reading about the astronomer William Herschel, recently, and was prompted to muse briefly on the increased scarcity, and subsequent prohibitive cost, of domestic servants in most of the industrialized world:
I surmise from the details of his life related in the book that after some point he was able to spend virtually all of his time on astronomy, to a degree that would be difficult for modern people of similar means—something which was apparently made possible by hiring inexpensive household staff. It makes me wonder if one of the things we’ve lost in our egalitarian modern world is the ability for (some, largely arbitrarily-selected) brilliant people to concentrate on their work without distraction. It seems like it would have been a waste of Herschel’s (and his sister, Caroline’s) time to cook dinner or sweep the floor, but a modern-day Herschel would likely be unable to afford to hire a maid and a cook.
Thinking upon this myself, perhaps domestic service is due for a revival. Our hyper-productive economy seems to be struggling to find a use for all of these surplus layabouts who were silly enough to be born without money and connections. Eating them remains taboo for the time being, and major infrastructure renewal or re-tooling of our energy sector, e.g., would unacceptably burden the income streams of the wealthiest.
Whereas housekeeping, and preparing a fresh-cooked individualized meal, seem to be relatively resistant to automation for the time being, and what’s more, directing a larger portion of the working population into a (preferably uniformed) servants’ class would in contrast with other solutions probably win the enthusiastic support of plutocrats and Masters of the Universe. Out of Zuccotti Park and into a French maid’s uniform; that will get this country on track again.
I should get my Senator working on some serious tax incentives for domestic staff as soon as possible, in fact. Alfred, fetch me the telephone, and have Claudette bring me another glass of port while you’re at it.
(Honestly, why I haven’t been appointed to a Cabinet position yet is beyond me.)