GOP pledge: bigger lies, more bullshit
In what is a sign of either America’s complete inability to produce anything but remakes, or a somewhat odd desire by the GOP to re-enact the 1994 election (because, yes, they won… but their hate-figure Democratic president then remained in office for six more years; did they forget that part?), the Greedy Oligarchs’ Party has reintroduced its Contract With Pledge to America.
In response to which I’m sure many people will be taking out the old fish-rifle and blasting away into a barrel, but honestly I don’t even feel like bothering. No one pays attention to rational, mature, nuanced dialogue any more in America, after all. Why not just indulge in some bitterly sarcastic, juvenile mockery instead?
